**West Ham v Wolves – A Celebration of the Number Nine**
The ninth of December – the stars did align,This was the day – a tribute to nine,Nine was the number that shone in the light,
The game was for Michail, an emotional night.
In the warm-up they wore shirts ‘Antonio 9’,The game in his honour, this was his time,The fans clapped and sang, this was because,
When the ninth minute came, 60 seconds applause.
Soucek’s header on 54 –far post this time,Add them together, 5+4 make nine,Bowen’s winner on 72, he made no mistake,
Add 7+2, you know what they make.
O’Neil wanted penalties, the ref he played dumb,Big decisions did impact the overall outcome,For West Ham’s head coach the win just in time,
For tonight was the night to celebrate nine.
Three points most welcome, let’s uncork the wine,Nine over the drop zone, we’re starting to climb,Our points rose to 18, add up one more time,
Put 1 and 8 together – and once more it’s nine!
Nine first half corners, nine shots on goal,The Hammers were winning and now in control,The Irons on top as they reigned supreme,
And West Ham were now in a Number 9 Dream.
**Bournemouth v West Ham**
Christmas is coming, time to bring out the berries,As West Ham head south to be facing the Cherries,In the coastal air where the sea meets the sand,
Bournemouth v West Ham, what have they planned?
Under Monday’s night sky with stars softly gleaming,Can we win again or am I just dreaming?The Cherries at home in their red and their black,
In claret and blue Hammers on the attack.
The game a tale of grit and delight,Under stadium lights burning fiercely and bright,The away fans sing loud, big boy what’s your name?
It’s Ludo Miklosko from Moscow I came. (Not really!)
The Hammers are fourteenth what chance of a win?The Cherries are eighth and we’re 15 games in,Two down at Everton almost at the last minute,
You wouldn’t believe that with three goals they’d win it.
One down at Ipswich as the game neared its end,A dramatic late comeback that is their trend.They also beat Tottenham when Huijsen did pounce,
Nine points from three games they’ve won on the bounce.
Their scalps are impressive they’ve beaten the best,City, Arsenal and Chelsea were put to the test,But Senesi, Tavernier on the injury list,
Two not playing this week and they will be missed.
With Antonio out who’ll be leading the line?Ings or Fullkrug, or Bowen false nine?Kudus missed five he’s had quite a rest,
We’ll all be hoping that he’s back to his best.
If Summerville starts, and I do hope he will,Let’s hope we can witness his dribbling skill,Soler’s started the last four, he’s looked very keen,
He’s certainly worth his place in the team.
Soucek Lop’s favourite, he picks him whatever,We always are hoping he scores with a header,There’s one midfield player we know can do better,
But he’s not on the ball – that’s Lucas Paqueta.
Defending’s a problem, we don’t shut the door,There are only three teams who’ve conceded more.And we’ve only scored 20, thirteenth on the list,
Our xg is better, note the chances we’ve missed.
Head to head’s positive, but here is the thing,We’ve conceded a few to Wilson and King,But they have gone now, Solanke’s gone too,
Here’s my prediction, a score draw 2-2.