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You have to give it to me, the title is quite the spectacle—basically the literary version of peacocking on the beach in a mankini. But we’re not here to talk about me. We’re here to talk about Rodrygo, who is apparently attracting interest from Arsenal because the word on the street is the Brazilian wants OUT at Madrid this summer.
The left winger has had a great career to date with Madrid. He’s won all the titles, established himself as an international, racked up G&As by the bucket load, and logged a beastly number of minutes.