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"What Would Taylor Think?''
What happens when a Dallas Cowboys fan and Kansas City Chiefs star tight end Travis Kelce and an energy drink are all poured into the same bucket and stirred thoroughly?
A wild naked tattoo, that's what.
In a kooky new story from TMZ, a seemingly self-proclaimed Cowboys "super fan'' Nick Jones took on an energy drink's challenge to add art to his body in the form of a pin-up style tattoo ...
With the reward being unlimited free energy drink and an autographed jersey.
Jones said he was motivated in part because Philadelphia Eagles legend Jason Kelce - Travis' brother - was recently the subject of a similar fan gimmick.
"I had to help Travis, you know, get a little bit bigger, better of a tattoo," he said. "So I saw their post, I thought the Jason Kelce tattoo was hilarious. And so figured, you know what? Wonder if they're serious. They made me an offer. It was a hell of an offer. So I said, You know what? I got to do this."
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The tattoo, as you see above, portrays a naked Travis riding a gigantic can of Accelerator Energy drink as it is being blasted into space.
Asked what Travis' girlfriend Taylor Swift would think of the ink, Jones offered a snappy reply.
"My feeling is she would love it, just the fun nature of it,'' he said. "The tattoo comes with the story. So a tattoo with a good story on it is key. But I think it's a badass tattoo. It's gonna be a fun conversation starter, and it was a bang-up job. So no, there's absolutely no plan. I'm going to show it off."
Maybe Taylor and Travis and the Chiefs can see for themselves this year when they travel to Arlington to play the Cowboys on Thanksgiving.