CLEVELAND, OHIO (TheOBR.com) - Good morning, Cleveland Browns fans!
It's 8:00 AM, and I'm just getting started on a Massive Morning Missive, which is typically composed by 7:00 AM or 7:30 AM, and the pressure is on. By 8:30 AM or so, the actual informative articles start appearing on the OBR, which means no one will pay attention to this thing unless I get it done soon. At least, I have a story to tell.
THE DAILY BLOVIATION
It's chaos! I am speaking to you from the eye of the proverbial hurricane this morning as fires are burning, alarms are blaring, and lights are blinking all over OBR World Headquarters. In the midst of a maelstrom, a single frazzled webdork, sweating profusely, with his eyebrows burned off, frantically types away at a computer, looking over his shoulder for the inevitable velociraptors to sneak up behind him and...
(record scratch, freeze frame)
Yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here.
Well, it's a long story that starts with an attempt to remake this OBR Daily Newswire in a form that updates around the clock with alerts and ringing bells when there's a new ATI answer, breaking news tweet, podcast, or Watercooler post. Clearly, this is something the Gods have deemed an affront against man and nature, and they have thrown up every roadblock possible to prevent me from creating it.
Fire dinosaurs
Yawn, another morning in Ohio (Photo: Unsplash.com)
I left it late last night with all the gears and wires on my desk and my mechanisms for creating this Newswire still in pieces, thinking I'd fix things in the early morning. So, I woke up nice and early, all clean and tidy, dressed in my best hack-this-thing-back-together sweatpants, and then it happened: The Keurig broke. Coffee was unavailable. This led to my attempting to tilt the coffee machine back and forth to clear a jam, which resulted in water spillage and the inevitable leaking of water onto electrical devices, starting a raging fire that instantly lit up my tinderbox of an office, tripping the time machine again, setting off smoke alarms, and causing my massive support staff to run about trying to solve things, one tripping over a massive fiber optic cable that spews Browns information onto the web and...
Well, I think that brings us up to date and is totally accurate.
So, as I navigate the chaos around me, I'm led to think about what it must be like in the Cleveland Browns World Headquarters, where they're navigating their canoes down the raging rock-filled rapids as well. The notion gives me little solace, as Browns head coach Kevin Stefanski admitted yesterday that the team's deal for Joe Flacco happened with surprising speed and that he was still trying to figure out what's next.
What's next is probably the boring notion of elevating Bailey Zappe to the active roster. This is so that the team can feel like they're not going to break Shedeur Sanders' will to live by putting him into an away game against the Pittsburgh Steelers. This possibility, like a small electrical fire, spreads rapidly to all combustible material, creating heat and smoke as clickbaiters and sportsyappers around the planet focus on what an affront such a thing would be to Sanders, spewing invective at the Browns and how they should simply release the fifth-round pick so he can lead some other team to the promised land. Or just get rid of him because, well, reasons.
While that's going on, certifiably hyperactive dealmaker Andrew Berry deals one cornerback for another, jettisoning Greg Newsome and landing Tyson Campbell from the Jaguars, along with a pick swap. Campbell has a much more favorable contract for the Browns and is under contract for a while yet, so it assures the Browns that Campbell can be retained without messy extension negotiations such as those fated for Newsome. Campbell is also a good fit in the man scheme that Schwartz prefers, plays right cornerback almost exclusively, and wasn't a good match for the Jags zone-oriented defense.
So, it all makes sense after you think about it, but it's gas on the fire of the frantic world of Browns-related newsblabbery, so you've got people saying that the Browns are in "fire sale" mode and already throwing the season away.
There's minimal merit to this, as the team's changes at quarterback merely involved giving up on an ineffective Flacco. However, the corner change means that Tyson Campbell has a lot to learn in a short period of time and could impact the team's performance this weekend. At least, I assume so, since there's more to playing cornerback than "Hey, you! Follow that guy around and don't let him catch anything."
While it's clear that the team's front office has at least an eye on 2026 and beyond, the Browns, even at 1-4, are not entirely out of it in an upside-down AFC North. A win against Pittsburgh (already a massive game) puts them back in the mix with an easier portion of the schedule coming up. A loss against Pittsburgh means many horrible things, not the least of which is happy Yinzers waving towels and being generally more annoying than usual.
But everything's under control. Everything's fine.
Yeah.
Have a good one! GO BROWNS!
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Jerome Ford
Wr attention to detail follow up
StefanskiBerry
THE WATERCOOLER
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Greg Newsome Traded
Kevin will wait to name back up
Bring back the Alpha Dawg uniforms
Minority View Point: Defending KevAB and The Plan
OT: Going rate for a wedding gift?
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THE LIFT
Positive news from the world of sports and beyond...
There is nothing good in the world this morning. Everything's a disaster. I have no coffee.
Well, maybe there's this, if you like Pine Martens. I'm personally not fond of weasels, having dealt with them for my entire career. But these kinds are, at least, rarer than the Modern American Office Weasel, which survives on eating donuts, baking under fluorescent lights, and thwarting the dreams of webdorks.
WRAPPING UP
When not having to run out to Panera to minimize the caffeine withdrawal shakes, Barry McBride is the Publisher and Founder of the OBR and bloviates this nonsense every morning. You can follow him on Twitter @barrymcbride or write him at barry@theobr.com if you are so compelled.
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