Kylie Kelce just pulled off one of the coldest roasts in NFL family history. The podcaster updated her Instagram bio to “Big fan of Japanese Maples” after her husband made a self-deprecating joke about his package.
Kylie Roasts Jason Kelce After Taylor Swift Drops ‘Wood’ About Travis Kelce
Kylie Roasts Jason Kelce After Taylor Swift Drops ‘Wood’ About Travis Kelce (Screenshot via X/@enews)
The dig comes after Jason compared himself to a “Japanese maple” tree instead of the “redwood” Taylor Swift referenced in her NSFW track “Wood” about Travis Kelce. That’s one harsh joke coming from your own wife.
Kylie Roasts Jason Kelce After Taylor Swift Drops ‘Wood’ About Travis Kelce
Swift’s latest album “The Life of a Showgirl” dropped October 3rd with “Wood” — the ninth track that set the internet on fire. The pop star didn’t hold back while writing the lyrics referencing Travis’s magic wand and called him a “redwood tree” that “ain’t hard to see.”
The tight end tried playing coy about the obvious anatomical shoutout. But Jason wasn’t buying it on their New Heights podcast.
“Jesus Christ, Travis, come on!” Jason said. “‘Redwood tree, it ain’t hard to see.’ Redwood was a generous word, I think. I think if somebody wrote a song about me, it’d be, ‘Japanese maple, sometimes can see.'”
The former Eagles center went even further. He later described his own manhood as “more of an ornamental bush.”
His wife Kylie obviously heard the podcast. She changed her Instagram bio and wrote, “Big fan of Japanese Maples,” to throw shade at her husband’s size comparison. The mom of four wasn’t about to let that joke slide without getting her licks in.
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The reaction to Swift’s song split fans. Kylie admitted on her podcast, “Do I need that much detail about, specifically about, my brother-in-law? Probably not.” But she laughed, “But also good job, Trav!”
Now, every NFL fan is waiting to see Jason’s reaction more than anything.
Kylie Kelce Breaks Silence on Awkward Pregnancy Phrase
Kylie didn’t stop at roasting Jason’s tree metaphor. She went nuclear on another topic on the October 16 episode of her Not Gonna Lie podcast. She targeted the couples who say “we’re pregnant.”
After reading a viral Reddit post about a pregnant woman upset at her husband’s constant use of “we’re pregnant,” Kylie fired back, “Who the f—— is we?”
“Men can be so annoying,” she quipped. The mother of four daughters was brutally honest.
“They are not pregnant. She is pregnant,” Kylie stated. “He is not building a human. He is not tired like a pregnant person can be. He probably likes the smell of food, which is honestly one of the most infuriating things about pregnancy.”
Kylie suggested an alternative: “We’re expecting.” At least that’s accurate for both partners.
She noted Jason never used “we’re pregnant” during any of their four pregnancies. The retired center clearly learned early not to claim credit for carrying a baby. Smart move by the seven-time Pro Bowler.