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With superstar teammate Jayson Tatum off the court while recovering from a torn Achilles, Celtics star Jaylen Brown will be called upon to lead the way in Boston.
The early returns, however, aren’t great.
While Brown’s numbers are good – the four-time NBA All-Star is averaging 24 points, five rebounds and 3.5 assists per game – Celtics are 0-2 with losses to the Philadelphia 76ers and New York Knicks.
But what’s even worse is that Brown is now being clowned by everyone around the NBA for a seemingly extremely embarrassing moment in Friday night’s loss in New York.
Jaylen Brown Gets Caught Using Spray-On Hair
Late in the third quarter against the Knicks, Brown took the ball and drove at New York defender OG Anunoby. Anunoby did a good job of sliding his feet and staying in front of Brown.
Brown then lowered his shoulder, and head, into Anunoby, and when the two made contact, he left a strange black smudge on Anunoby’s white jersey.
Jaylen Brown fake ass hairline just rubbed off on Ogs jersey @NYKMuse @PlayoffBoundNYK @DrDrediel8 pic.twitter.com/mAKBmq8ouX
— Motts Apple Juice (@motts_apple) October 25, 2025
It clearly wasn’t sweat. And Brown has nothing on his hands near that color. So, what was it?
Well, the internet seems to believe, with good reason, that Brown had used either hair dye or, worse, spray-on filler to make his hairline look farther down his forehead than it actually is.
“Jaylen Brown will the first person to tell you about how he don’t care about vanity, but got a Jerry Jones oil field full of enhancements in his head,” one fan joked.
“We rewriting the Declaration of Independence with only a feather and the ink on Jaylen Brown’s head,” wrote another.
Listen, we’d love to sit here and defend Jaylen Brown from unfounded slander. But the video does not lie! There’s no other reasonable explanation for what happened here.
And hey, having a receding hairline before 30 is a tough look. Trust us, we get it. But surely someone making nearly $60 million has better options to fix it than a spray-on hairline that rubs off when you sweat!
C’mon man, you gotta do better than that.