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Trolling The Nation vs. Eagles: “Pickens is a doggone freak of nature.”

As we like to do after certain Cowboys wins, today we’re going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys outplay the Eagles to keep their very slim playoff hopes alive.

Unfortunately for us, we don’t have a lot of comments from other fan bases today because many were either busy watching their own team play or debating how their own game ended. Either way, enjoy the game one more time.

_Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy our site guidelines, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added._

**First Quarter**

Eagles

****Got a bad feeling about this one. Our offense is historically bad. Hoping they step it up.****

__insaneeaglestanatic | 16:21 EDT__

Eagles

****Here's to hoping the Birds get to send Jerry a cleaning bill for completing the SWEEP job in Dallas today!****

__Ducky52 | 16:24 EDT__

Eagles

****The Cowboys get the ball first.****

__HakunaMailata | 16:24 EDT__

Eagles

****Fire Patullo.****

__Underdog133 | 16:27 EDT__

****Already? What happened? I'm stuck with the Giants game still.****

__RodeojOnes000 | 16:27 EDT__

****Nothing yet but im getting ahead of it.****

__Underdog133 | 16:27 EDT__

Eagles

****For those who can't see it. Dallas 3rd-and-7 from 47****

__17thandShunk | 16:29 EDT__

**(11:56) 4th-and-3. D.Prescott pass incomplete to J.Williams. Turnover on downs**

Eagles

****Eagles take over after DAL fails at 4th-and-3 on the 50****

__17thandShunk | 16:30 EDT__

Eagles

****Fox forcing us to finish this game is insane when they have the Game of The Week on.****

__phillyeagleGuy | 16:30 EDT__

Eagles

****Switch over now please!!!!****

__Cobra Commander | 16:30 EDT__

Eagles

****YES THE GIANTS GAME IS FREAKING OVER. GET US OUT OF HERE!****

__Relocated\_astro | 16:30 EDT__

Eagles

****Well..this Cowboys defense hopefully is our offense's "get right" game. Though I doubt it'll last for too long.****

__TheNationalBird | 16:32 EDT__

Dolphins

****Cowboys have a shot versus Eagles?****

__heatforlife | 16:33 EDT__

Eagles

****Good thing Dallas defense is atrocious lol****

__TheNationalBird | 16:33 EDT__

Eagles

****HaHa You Clowns. Can't keep us away forever.****

__ClayBidwell | 16:33 EDT__

Eagles

****Such inventiveness so far. Every play has like 3 WR's running a freaking hitch.****

__insaneeaglesfanatic | 16:34 EDT__

**(8:45) J.Hurts pass to A.Brown for 16 yards, TOUCHDOWN.

DAL 0 - PHI 7**

Eagles

****AJ GROWN MAN BROWN!****

__eagleonmars | 16:35 EDT__

Eagles

****Tuddy AJ****

__Adeeliol | 16:35 EDT__

Eagles

****Fire Patullo still.****

__Underdog133 | 16:36 EDT__

Eagles

****Opening drive TD! Been awhile.****

__DME | 16:37 EDT__

Eagles

****A touchdown lead with Vic and the Gang is like 3 touchdowns for a normal team.****

__bvball80 | 16:38 EDT__

Eagles

****Good to get an early lead on the road. They keep passing like this, it'll help open up the run game. It'd be nice to finally see Barkley break one.****

__Varjak76 | 16:38 EDT__

Chiefs

****Normally I would love watching the Cowboys get depantsed but this week I'm not sure I want that.****

__88Wildcat | 16:38 EDT__

Eagles

****Dallas offense = like a deer in the headlights****

__Camataru | 16:44 EDT__

Eagles

****Jerry Jones can't afford sun blinds?****

__rohan3 | 16:45 EDT__

**(7:13) DAL punts**

Eagles

****Adoree was about to get smoked but fortunately Dak and Ceedee are basically on different planets right now.****

__Relocated \_astro | 16:46 EDT__

Eagles

****2 runs into a stacked box...not smart.****

__Camataru | 16:48 EDT__

Eagles

****2nd-and-16 and we call a draw? Just punt it already.****

__Relocated \_astro | 16:48 EDT__

Eagles

****Fire. Kevin. Patullo.****

__hooligan | 16:49 EDT__

Eagles

****We gave up on the drive the moment we ran a 2nd-and-16 draw.****

__Relocated \_astro | 16:49 EDT__

**(4:45) PHI punts. PENALTY on DAL-M.Liufau, Roughing the Kicker, 15 yards - No Play.**

Eagles

****Bailed out by roughing the kicker.****

__HakunaMailata | 16:50 EDT__

Eagles

****Eagles need to take advantage of the Cowboys stupidity.****

__Whoissantaclaus? | 16:51 EDT__

Eagles

****Bruh the number of players running a hitch is painful.****

__insaneeaglesfanatic | 16:52 EDT__

**(3:57) 3rd-and-10: J.Hurts pass incomplete. PENALTY on DAL-J.Clowney, Defensive Offside - No Play.**

Eagles

****These line up offsides penalties, wow****

__ReadWine | 16:53 EDT__

Eagles

****Unreal.****

__Underdog133 | 16:53 EDT__

Eagles

****I'm ready for a Hurts gallop to paydirt.****

__ClayBidwell | 16:56 EDT__

Eagles

****Refs are undefeated. Massive AJ Brown pushoff on the TD not called. Bogus roughing the punter will lead to points. Cowboys getting absolute hosed.****

__BadNewzBrown | 16:57 EDT__

****Shut up you smelly dork****

__MikeyBigLeagues | 16:57 EDT__

**(1:02) J.Hurts up the middle for 7 yards, TOUCHDOWN

DAL 0 - PHI 14**

Eagles

****YES, JALEN!!!! Our leader!!****

__iam4theBirdz | 17:00 EDT__

Eagles

****Every time they split everyone out wide like that it's a designed run.****

__Whiner666 | 17:01 EDT__

Eagles

****14-0 in 15 minutes?? In what world?****

__TheNationalBird | 17:02 EDT__

Eagles

****Let's blow them out so people won't talk about that punt and keep the winning going.****

_rohan | 17:03 EDT_

**Second Quarter**

Eagles

****How they already in our territory? I took a bathroom break. Did they get a good kick return?****

__JoeyU210 | 17:07 EDT__

Eagles

****I want a 3-score lead by halftime.****

__RodeojOnes000 | 17:07 EDT__

**(14:49) K.Turpin left tackle to PHI 32 for -1 yards. FUMBLES, RECOVERED by PHI**

Eagles

****EAGLES BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!****

__Joey0210 | 17:11 EDT__

Eagles

****Now THAT'S a fumble.****

__GodEmperorSirianni | 17:11 EDT__

Eagles

****Cowboy fans thought they were going on a run because they beat a Raiders team currently down 14-3 to Shedeur Sanders****

__phillyeagleGuy | 17:12 EDT__

Eagles

****I'm stepping out real quick to play the lottery brb****

__ReadWine | 17:12 EDT__

Eagles

****Turpin Burpin up the ball!****

__17thandShunk | 17:12 EDT__

Eagles

****Offense looking awesome today.****

__ClayBidwell | 17:15 EDT__

**(11:35) J.Hurts up the middle for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.

DAL 0 - PHI 21**

Eagles

****Jalen having a "this what you wanted to see" game****

__ces1842 | 17:19 EDT__

Eagles

****This is rapidly devolving into brutality...more please.****

__EwokialElliott | 17:19 EDT__

Eagles

****Touchdown again!****

__TSPC37730 | 17:19 EDT__

Eagles

****Well sheeet. Who do we fire now?****

__Cravin' LeBlanc | 17:20 EDT__

****We still have the whole second half to figure it out...****

__jerseyken69 | 17:22 EDT__

Chiefs

****And the way it's looking for Dallas I can't wait to see what their defense lets our offense get away with****

__Andyreidsmustache\_ | 17:21 EDT__

Eagles

****Nothing helps an ailing offense like the Cowboys defense****

__OptimisticEagle | 17:21 EDT__

Seahawks

****Fox's Game of the Week is over.****

__vilanye | 17:22 EDT__

Steelers

****Just in case Cowboy fans thought last week's drubbing of the Raiders meant they weren't a bad team, the Eagles are disabusing them of that notion.****

__oldiowasteel | 17:22 EDT__

Eagles

****NOBODY LIKES US... AND WE DON'T CARE !!!****

__kooltymz | 17:23 EDT__

Eagles

****Cmon Dak, you know you want to be a little giving today, keep the tradition going****

__¡Xn | 17:27 EDT__

**(5:07) D.Prescott pass intended for C.Lamb INTERCEPTED by PHI**

Eagles

****PICKED OFF!! DALLAS IS SOFT!!!****

__ClayBidwell | 17:31 EDT__

Eagles

****DOMINATION !!!!****

__NoClearRecovery | 17:31 EDT__

Eagles

****LOL HOW BOUT DEM BOYZ****

__TheNationalBird | 17:31 EDT__

Redskins

****Wow. Dallas emptying entire magazine straight into their own feet.****

__Skinneheel | 17:31 EDT__

Eagles

****Mannnnn this could be an all time game at this rate.****

__eagleonmars | 17:32 EDT__

Eagles

****This team sucks if they don't produce a shutout.****

__jfranche | 17:39 EDT__

**(3:00) PHI Punts**

Eagles

****Eh. Let the Cowboys have their little plays just like the Lions did.****

__Kwahu | 17:43 EDT__

**(:24) D.Prescott pass to G.Pickens for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN

DAL 7 - PHI 21**

Eagles

****Adoree Jackson, you are burnt toast.****

__OptimisticEagle | 17:49 EDT__

Eagles

****If they don't open the 2nd half with points I'll be very nervous.****

__Whiner666 | 17:53 EDT__

Eagles

****Hopefully, Patullo will keep the foot on the gas and not turtle up. The Cowboys offense is too explosive to just rest on 21 points.****

__Thomies\_Homie | 17:59 EDT__

Eagles

****So before anyone posts again let me say...we need points right from the jump in the 3rd.****

_\_Nandrolone\_ | 18:00 EDT_

**Third Quarter**

**(13:45) PHI punts**

Eagles

****I think we all know how this half is gonna go.****

__Whiner666 | 18:14 EDT__

****whiner****

__PhillySF | 18:14 EDT__

****Yessir****

__Whiner666 | 18:14 EDT__

Eagles

****FINALLY A BLITZ AND A SACK DEAN!!!!****

__Joey0210 | 18:15 EDT__

**(11:38) DAL punts**

Eagles

****Nothing makes a game more exciting than 14 enforced penalties this early in the 3rd.****

__Varjak76 | 18:20 EDT__

Eagles

****Offense needs to settle down, eat clock, and score points. You know Eagles football!!!****

__HighTimePrime | 18:21 EDT__

Eagles

****And we're back to 1-yard runs and endless incompletions.****

__EwokialElliott | 18:23 EDT__

Eagles

****Wild how bad this running game is right now, makes a 5 yard run feel like a chunk play.****

__RumHamOhYeah | 18:24 EDT__

**(9:24) PHI punts**

Eagles

****We already had our good half. Sorry boys.****

__EternalNegadelphian | 18:26 EDT__

Eagles

****Offense is going to lose us this game.****

__ZealousNomad | 18:27 EDT__

Eagles

****I hope this isn't another "Tale of Two Halves" game****

__KyngJimbo | 18:27 EDT__

****Tracking as such.****

__phillyphanatic10 | 18:27 EDT__

****Oh it is.****

__Whiner666 | 18:27 EDT__

Eagles

****Pickens is gonna have 25 catches in this game****

__Whiner666 | 18:30 EDT__

Eagles

****Momentum changing. Cowboys have kinda dominated the game since the Guyton false start on the goal line.****

__BadNewzBrown | 18:31 EDT__

Eagles

****I truly hope they don't choke this game away.****

__eagleonmars | 18:31 EDT__

**(6:39) B.Aubrey 51 yard field goal is No Good**

Eagles

****Automatic Aubrey with the miss.****

__GodEmperorSirianni | 18:35 EDT__

Eagles

****How many "step on their throat" opportunities does this offense need?****

__Kevo | 18:37 EDT__

Eagles

****We have good field position, can't screw it up.****

__Joey0210 | 18:39 EDT__

****What do you mean by 'can't'?****

__kooltymz | 18:40 EDT__

Eagles

****They have nothing, the offense has nothing. It's not an NFL offense.****

__Mariono | 18:40 EDT__

Eagles

****Going three and out here is absolutely criminal.****

__RumHamOhYeah | 18:40 EDT__

**(4:25) PHI punts**

Eagles

****Should not be this nerve-wracking with a 14-point lead.****

__Schneppr94 | 18:41 EDT__

Eagles

****Their running game is getting like 8 yards a pop we are lucky to get one.****

__Joey0210 | 18:44 EDT__

**(2:07) D.Prescott pass to B.Spann-Ford for 4 yards, TOUCHDOWN

DAL 14 - SEA 21**

Eagles

****Welp 8-3 it is, I guess.****

__Whiner666 | 18:47 EDT__

Eagles

****This is going to be an epic collapse of a loss.****

__ZealousNomad | 18:49 EDT__

Eagles

****If not for the stupidity of Dallas on offense, we'd be down. They are shredding this D. 350 yards with a quarter to go.****

__GBAB1973 | 18:51 EDT__

Eagles

****Patullo is the worst OC in the NFL.****

__ZealousNomad | 18:52 EDT__

Eagles

****Everyone needs to calm down, we're obviously gonna win this game.****

_skulkcolgan | 18:55 EDT_

**Fourth Quarter**

Eagles

****Will the offense score a touchdown this quarter?****

__insaneeaglesfanatic | 18:57 EDT__

Eagles

****11 penalties on the birds.****

__HakunaMailata | 18:59 EDT__

Eagles

****How the heck can we play so well and then look like a bunch of ten-year olds?****

__PhillyTwin | 19:00 EDT__

Eagles

****Feels like a loss. Look at the body language out there.****

__MarathonTom | 19:00 EDT__

**(13:14) J.Elliott 56 yard field goal is No Good.**

Eagles

****So they were up 21-0 and decided that was enough?****

__Carne.Asada.Bro | 19:01 EDT__

Eagles

****This is bad.****

__TheNationalBird | 19:01 EDT__

Eagles

****This is gonna be a horrible, horrible loss.****

__NitLionsOnlce97 | 19:02 EDT__

Eagles

****Momentum has officially changed. It's all Cowboys right now.****

__BadNewzBrown | 19:02 EDT__

****We lost momentum after the first quarter.****

__WeaponX | 19:02 EDT__

Eagles

****Make Patullo hitchhike back to Philly.****

__TheGreatBJ69 | 19:03 EDT__

Redskins

****Eagles only play well for one half each game.****

__Sephtical | 19:03 EDT__

Eagles

****Pickens is a doggone freak of nature.****

__BadNewzBrown | 19:06 EDT__

Eagles

****How is Dak outplaying Hurts?****

__el aguila | 19:06 EDT__

****Passing ability.****

__HungryBoi | 19:07 EDT__

**(11:48) D.Prescott scrambles for 8 yards, TOUCHDOWN.

DAL 21 - PHI 21**

Eagles

****21 point lead gone.****

__eoos? | 19:06 EDT__

Chiefs

****Cowboys at home are different animal. Going to be tough one.****

__Cheekynchalky | 19:08 EDT__

Eagles

****At least we haven't turned it over.****

__PhillyZ | 19:09 EDT__

49ers

****Eagles choke.****

__Brucski | 19:09 EDT__

Eagles

****This is a wild meltdown.****

__Santa Deserved It | 19:10 EDT__

Dolphins

****Dak has grown on me over the years.****

__FLexile | 19:11 EDT__

Eagles

****Dallas has the snap count timed up every play.****

__Joey0210 | 19:13 EDT__

**(7:38) J.Hurts pass to S.Barkley. FUMBLES. RECOVERED by DAL**

Eagles

****Just when things couldn't get any worse...****

__TheNationalBird | 19:16 EDT__

Eagles

****Dallas is dominating the LOS.****

__Kritter13 | 19:17 EDT__

Eagles

****What happened to our run defense? Jalen Carter and Jordan Davis have been INVISIBLE****

__TheNationalBird | 19:17 EDT__

**(5:25) DAL punts. X.Gipson FUMBLES. RECOVERED by DAL**

Eagles

****WHY WOULD YOU CATCH THE PUNT ON THE ONE YOU FRIGGIN IDIOT****

__RumHamOhYeah | 19:21 EDT__

Seahawks

****HOLY CRAP WHAT A HIT that was amazing. That was one of the best special teams plays I've ever seen.****

__djafrot | 19:21 EDT__

Eagles

****Bro EVERY DALLAS Game goes like this at AT&T Stadium Imaooo****

__Rhude\_22 | 19:22 EDT__

Seahawks

****Went for a walk, missed the entire second half before now, and somehow the Eagles have given this game away. I'm impressed.****

__twelfth monkey | 19:22 EDT__

Eagles

****Dallas will have massive bragging rights beating us. Sad to see.****

__ZealousNomad | 19:23 EDT__

Rams

****The Cowboys could actually win this. lololol****

__Chilango2 | 19:23 EDT__

Rams

****As much as I hate the Cowboys they are playing smash mouth football right now. I tip my hat!****

__oldfartramfan | 19:24 EDT__

**(3:46) 4th-and-1: D.Prescott pass incomplete to J.Ferguson, Turnover on downs**

Eagles

****WE STOPPED THEMMMMMMMMMMMM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!****

__Joey0210 | 19:26 EDT__

****You ain't scoring again bro****

__MetsUbeEater | 19:26 EDT__

Eagles

****Well let's see if we got that championship pedigree.****

__ForeverFolesFan | 19:28 EDT__

Eagles

****Almost every play to Barkley is a negative one.****

__HakunaMailata | 19:29 EDT__

Eagles

****With their field goal kicker I wouldn't even think of punting, just keep driving****

__micronesianpaul | 19:30 EDT__

**(2:00) J.Hurts sacked at PHI 24 for -13 yards (O.Odighizuwa).**

Eagles

****Ughhhh****

__eagleonmars | 19:33 EDT__

Eagles

****Stood there frozen****

__Drc2922 Drc2922 | 19:33 EDT__

Eagles

****Hurts man .. you CANNOT take a sack there****

__FreeKellyGreen | 19:33 EDT__

**(1:44) PHI punts**

Broncos

****It seems like the Eagles are trying to lose the game.****

__flounder\_king | 19:34 EDT__

Eagles

****No way Sirianni is back next year after this disaster.****

__ZealousNomad | 19:39 EDT__

Eagles

****I need someone to punch KP in the balls. Please, anyone.****

__GBG1933 | 19:40 EDT__

Eagles

****Skip Bayless is gonna have a field day with this one.****

__Bigdaddy40 | 19:41 EDT__

****People still watch that guy?****

__spiffydigs | 19:42 EDT__

****I think he literally posted recently that Hurts was the better QB.****

__DarkSide830 | 19:42 EDT__

****So he's wrong about everything.****

__djbigf | 19:52 EDT__

Eagles

****Howie and Lurie have learned a very nasty lesson tonight about hiring.****

__Kwahu | 19:42 EDT__

Rams

****Eagles going down !!!****

__RammingSpeed | 19:42 EDT__

**(:03) B.Aubrey 42 yard field goal is GOOD

DAL 24 - PHI 21**

**End Of Game**

Eagles

****We were the worst 8-2 team in recent memory. Now we're the worst 8-3 team. What excuses will Siriani make to protect his boy Patullo this time?****

__#12Fan4Life | 19:44 EDT__

Chiefs

****Cowboys winning here is gonna give them some confidence. Not ideal.****

__NJChiefsfan16 | 19:44 EDT__

Chiefs

****Gonna be a dogfight on Thursday between the 10th place teams in each conference.****

__ElmoTheClownl | 19:46 EDT__

Giants

****Wow. Cowboys came back from 21 - 0 to beat the Eagles as time expired. Pickens went off today.****

_shelldofner85 | 19:47 EDT_

Eagles

****Dallas may win the division.****

__EbbyCalvinLaLoosh | 19:47 EDT__

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