Rather, the president tends to dispatch someone he’s known for many years who is a big noise in refrigeration, or possibly coastal resort development, accompanied perhaps by one of his children’s smarter spouses. They’ll go in and, with the full might of America’s economic and military clout behind them, thrash out the details with the owners and Salah’s agent, securing, along the way, a significant American interest in any future reconstruction of Anfield and a juicy share of the region’s mining rights if applicable. Bingo! Another big, beautiful peace deal to add to the list.