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Oh, you think the GyokHeads are going to run me out of town? No way. I’ve surfed the pressure waves of more extreme fanboy militants in my time, and I am not going to budge until I see a non-penalty hat-trick this Thursday. I’ve seen all 3,607 varieties of ‘Gyokeres is like a magnet’ posts based on the Bournemouth lost duel that led to the goal. I’ve seen the Declan quotes. I’ve seen the Arteta quotes.