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Everyone is entitled to freak out about whatever they like. The word moist, earworms, grade 3 hamstring injuries… but you won’t catch me freaking out about Manchester City turning over Liverpool yesterday in a game that looked like two drunk boxing champions of yesteryear having a scrap in a pub car park.