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THE DAILY BLOVIATION
Good morning, Cleveland Browns fans!
There's an odd Stephen King novella about passengers on a red-eye flight who suddenly wake up to find that most of their fellow passengers are gone, there's no communication with the outside world, and that they're somehow stuck in the recent past while everyone else has moved on. The strangest part of this contraption is that the past is always wiped out by all-devouring creatures called "Langoliers" who *eat *the world of the past as time moves forward. Stuck in the past, the subjects of the novella are desperate to escape the Langoliers before they get gobbled up and return to the present.
It's a weird story about the universe being repeatedly devoured by scary creatures. But that's not important right now. What's important is that the endlessly hungry bad guys remind me of the media ecosystem surrounding the Cleveland Browns, which will jump on any morsel that falls to them from the mouths of national media outlets, consuming it, endlessly chewing on it, and eventually moving on with the media equivalent of a loud, satisfied, guttural burp.
Hence, we get the sudden flurry of articles, podcasts, video shows, and other content about a trade rumor that would have the Cleveland Browns dealing away their number 24 overall pick to the Philadelphia Eagles in exchange for wide receiver and part-time malcontent A.J. Brown. This was all started by ESPN's Jeremy Fowler, who floated the idea recently and, in mentioning the Browns, sealed our doom to hearing different opinions on it from radio talk show hosts desperate to fill up airtime and other media outlets trying to scrape any clicks they can get from it behind titles like "National insider proposes huge Browns trade".
In some world, one where memories of Odell Beckham, Jr. do not fill me with existential dread, the Browns trading for A.J. Brown could be viewed from a severe angle and actually make sense. After all, Andrew Berry has shown a keen eye for wide receiver trade bargains, has a great relationship with the Eagles front office, Brown is frustrated by Philadelphia's lack of passing acumen, and the Browns desperately need a standout wide receiver to pair with Jerry Jeudy. Cleveland's receiving corps posted a league-worst 1,467 yards last season. That's not just bad — that's historically, apocalyptically terrible. Help is desperately needed.
A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown (Photo: USA TODAY Sports)
This one, though, fails at the surface level. The notion of sending a declining player frustrated by Jalen Hurts to Cleveland, where there's no offensive line and a cloud around the quarterback position, seems like a recipe for disaster. Browns' age is wrong, his cap hit is wrong, and his approach to struggles around him on the offense is wrong. The idea that the Browns would be taking a receiver fleeing a dysfunctional pass offense and landing somewhere inarguably worse and be happy about it is as big a stretch as King's cosmic Pac-Man bad guys.
It's putting premium tires on a car that needs an engine overhaul.
There? See? I just saved you hours and hours of listening to people talk about a bad idea in endless window-replacement commercials. It's one of the services I provide here that makes me so damn popular among radio stations.
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IN THE NEWS
COACHING CAROUSEL: The Browns promoted Brandon Lynch to defensive backs coach and pass game specialist, marking new DC Mike Rutenberg's first change to the defensive staff. Lynch, who's been with Cleveland since 2020 and served as the cornerbacks coach since 2023, drew interest from other teams, but Rutenberg made retaining him a priority. Interesting note: Rutenberg himself held the "pass game specialist" title under Robert Saleh and Jeff Ulbrich before rising to the coordinator role. The promotion does generate some questions about Ephraim Banda's situation, since the role is similar to what he did.
THE MALIK WILLIS SWEEPSTAKES: As we've documented in this feature before, former Titans castoff Malik Willis is shaping up to be the most interesting free agent) of 2026. The 26-year-old transformed his career in Green Bay, posting a 134.6 passer rating in 11 appearances with three starts, completing nearly 80% of his passes with six touchdowns and zero interceptions. That completion rate matches the best in any 89-throw span in Aaron Rodgers' entire career. The Packers can't afford to keep him behind Jordan Love's $220 million deal, so the Dolphins (hello, former Packers brass), Steelers, Cardinals, and yes, the Browns are all reportedly circling. In fact, we even led off This Side Up with a Malik Willis reference. And a Tecmo Bowl reference.
Of course, no one can really be "circling" because the tampering window doesn't start for weeks. So, I guess this is just people drawing lines between teams with needs and players who might fill that need. Again. Like the Brown deal, this is all just speculation, albeit somewhat informed.
DEFECTOR IS RIGHT: I got a message yesterday from the good folks at Defector pitching their subscriptions to me, and in their message, they said that the sports media is basically now just a funnel routing people into the arms of gambling concerns. There's some truth to this, and further proof comes in the way that media outlets are embracing "live markets", which are gambling concerns that aren't (currently) regulated like gambling concerns. I've always tried to avoid gambling sponsorships, which is tough because we could really use the money they would provide, but even the OBR has a link in the header to a CBS Betting page (thanks, CBS) that they didn't ask me to approve. If you choose to gamble, that's your call, but I don't, and don't want to encourage it. These live markets are just another cash extraction mechanism, and I'm not planning on starting a weekly feature complete with "discount codes" to bring people into their world.
Have a good one! GO BROWNS!
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- This Side Up, Version 3.0 (2/19/26)
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- Offseason Primer: An Early Look at How the Browns can Start to Rebuild the Offense as Free Agency Begins
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FROM THE FORUMS
ASK THE INSIDERS (VIP)
- Why not Banda
- Ty Simpson
- Offseason outlook WR follow up
- Is Ephraim Banda being assigned a new role or is he leaving?
- Stefanski-follow up to RC post
- Stefanski-follow up to RC post
- Is Ephraim Banda being assigned a new role or is he leaving?
- Homer question
- Pete /Tyson
- CJ Stroud
- K.T. Pete and whoever else
- Pete, F/U on CB Considering Your Input on WR
- The "Y"
THE WATERCOOLER
- Dallas trade #12 & #20 for #6 & #70
- I Keep Coming Back to Caleb Downs at 6...
- Browns promote Brandon Lynch
- Da Bearce,,,,,,,,,I mean Da Hoosiers
- A pre-Combine two round Cooler mock draft
- WR Only Thread - 6 and 24 possibilities
- LiveWire Thread for 2/19 - Twitter, Video, Articles
THE LIFT
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WRAPPING UP
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