The nerve to suggest mouthy Cam Jordan sign with Bucs!
Joe didn’t touch the following item because Joe thought it was initially a prank by a disgruntled BSPN employee already out the door, giving the Mouse House the finger in his final act as an employee.
But nope, it actually happened. And it comes from a respected guy Joe thought was better than this.
This is a perfect example of a talking head and former NFL suit mailing it in, pretending to be an authority.
Former Jets and Dolphins shot-caller Mike Tannenbaum had quite possibly the most ill-informed take Joe has seen from four-letter in some time. That’s saying a lot.
Tannenbaum said on live TV for all of America to hear that the Bucs need to sign free agent edge rusher Cam Jordan.
Yeah, THAT Cam Jordan. The very same guy who has a very public boner for the Bucs, who never passes on a chance to slam Tampa Bay. Recently, when asked about All-Pro tackle Tristan Wirfs’ ability, Jordan dismissed Wirfs as a talented athlete, saying he’s just fat.
Yeah, the very same Bucs general manager who tees off on Jordan on social media every time the Bucs beat the slimy Saints is gonna sign Jordan. Sure, that same guy is going to grovel to mouthy Jordan and beg him to play here. Right.
What is Tannenbaum drinking? And where are the BSPN producers to notice these scripts in production meetings and say, “Whoa, wait a minute, this take makes us look like total idiots.”
(To think this same crowd now owns and operates NFL Network. Lord help us.)
“They know him,” Tannenbaum crowed why the Bucs would want Jordan.
EXACTLY! The Bucs know Jordan. That is why this idea doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell.
The Cartoon Network has more legitimate programming.
This take proves that the fools at the four-letter don’t pay any attention to the league outside of maybe six teams. Maybe. Anyone with a pulse who has followed the Bucs and/or slimy Saints knows the Bucs signing Jordan is moronic.
The only sensible way Joe could see the Bucs inviting Jordan into their locker room is with the full and only purpose of pulling the soap scene routine on Jordan, like what the Marines in boot camp did to Private Pyle in “Full Metal Jacket.”
Do your research, you flipping idiots! These people have no shame.
The only thing Joe can say positively about this short piece is that Laura Rutledge looked good.