It’s the offseason and too early for me to start doing my analytics based draft predictions so that means you have to deal with nonsense from me. The premise of this nonsense article is to run wild with something I know a lot of us do: Give terrible “dad joke” nicknames to our favorite players. Former (and possibly future) linebacker Matt Milano for instance had no shortage of cookie-based references/names. Feel free to share your personal favorites (within the community guidelines of course).
Yeah, this is the kind of gibberish that’s constantly kicking around my brain so now you have to deal with it as well. If you’re also into dad joke style nicknames, feel free to toss out some more favorites in the comments.