Tom Brady has been busy roasting people over the past week.
First, he took part in Netflix’s “The Roast of Kevin Hart,” where he took some of the opening shots at the actor and comedian.
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And now he’s taking his roasting talents to a college commencement speech.
On Saturday, Brady was tasked with the commencement address at Georgetown University’s business school graduation and he took a few fun shots at his former New England Patriots head coach, Bill Belichick.
Brady called Belichick a “cranky old coach” and cracked a joke about the legendary coach cutting the sleeves off his sweatshirts.
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“Challenge yourself with ideas that are uncomfortable and people who push you to be your very best, even if one of those people is a cranky old coach who cuts the sleeves off his sweatshirt and screams at you all day,” Brady quipped.
Brady also took time out of his speech to mention the New York Jets, saying he was happy to be with the graduates, “even the ones who are Jets fans.”
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NFL legend Tom Brady cracks a joke about his former Patriots head coach, Bill Belichick, while giving the commencement address at Georgetown University.
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The legendary quarterback then went on to talk about his NFL career and gave a shoutout to Eli Manning for beating him in two Super Bowls.
“One way that sports is a lot like business, though, is that when you do it long enough, your life gets defined by numbers. Twenty-three, that was the number of pro seasons I played,” he said. “Seven, those were my Super Bowl wins. Three, those were the Super Bowl losses. Damn it, Eli Manning,”
Tom Brady’s performance at Kevin Hart roast
Mar 21, 2026; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Founders FFC quarterback Tom Brady (12) throws ball against Logan Paul of Wildcats FFC during the Fanatics Flag Football Classic at BMO stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-Imagn Images
Tom Brady nailed his performance at the Hart roast and exacted revenge against him after getting roasted in 2024.
“Jesus, do you ever shut the f*** up?” Brady asked. “Have you even left the forum, or have you just been here screaming into that mic the last two years, waiting for daddy to come home?”
“Well, unlike your real dad, I actually showed up, and I brought you a jersey. That’s newborn size,” Brady added.
Brady also took a shot at Hart over his admitted affair in 2017.
“I do have a few words for you before I return to my affairs in Las Vegas,” he began. “Oh, wait. I’m talking about affairs in Las Vegas. Was that off? Not supposed to talk about affairs in Vegas?”
“You took a lot of shots at my family, but I’m too classy to go after your beautiful wife,” Brady added. “Or am I? What’s up, girl?”
While Brady isn’t writing these jokes, his delivery was spot-on and that’s half the battle.
Not bad for a guy who was slinging footballs around in the NFL for 23 years.