CLEVELAND, OHIO (TheOBR.com) - Good morning, Cleveland Browns fans!
I know what you wanted this morning. You wanted peace. You wanted a nice, quiet Monday, maybe a cup of coffee, maybe a whiny schedule complaint or two, and maybe the warm reassurance that the Cleveland Browns quarterback room would not immediately climb back into the news cycle wearing tap shoes.
Well, then. Good luck with that.
Instead, what has seemingly happened is that unleashing two consecutive Newswire bloviations on the subject of the NFL's possible mistakes and Deshaun Watson looking inevitable has backfired on your humble narrator, as the massively powerful league has offered rejoinders, and more news makes the Watson ascension look inevitable.
THE NFL SAYS THIS IS FOR YOU, WHICH IS ALWAYS REASSURING
Of course, we all know that Roger Goodell anxiously awaits each Newswire, nursing his coffee and tapping his fingers until it arrives, so I'm pretty sure the league's response and my writing are related. For sure. Really.
Awful Announcing had a pair of useful pieces on Sunday regarding the NFL's expanding TV footprint, which increasingly feels less like a schedule and more like a subscription scavenger hunt.
NFL executive vice president of media distribution Hans Schroeder defended the model, saying, "We love our model. We think we have the most fan-friendly model there is of any sport or entertainment as far as distribution." League officials say 87% of games air on free broadcast networks, though as Awful Announcing correctly notes, that doesn't help much if the game you want is out-of-market or hidden behind the latest app your uncle can't find on his television.
Jimmy Haslam and Roger Goodell
Jimmy Haslam and Roger Goodell (Photo: USA TODAY Sports)
In a separate Awful Announcing piece, Schroeder defended spreading games across more days because viewership is still booming. "We were up 10% last year," he said. "We had our highest season, I think, since 1989. Every one of our partners was up."
I'm not going to pretend the NFL is in trouble. But there is a fan experience question here, and it is not solved by a league executive calling the model fan-friendly while fans open six apps, three remotes, and a credit card statement.
THE WATSON MEDIA SURGE WON'T DIE
Bleacher Report passed along a Jeremy Fowler report from ESPN on Sunday that Watson "will be a factor in OTAs when they start going with first-team reps, second-team reps." Fowler added that Watson has "hit it off with Todd Monken," whose offense has "some elements that Watson has run in the past and been his best at."
Oh my. Clearly a response to my cynicism about Watson.
Now, I guess, the new coach and changed system mean there's a possible claim that there is a "football argument" for giving Watson one more evaluation period.
I'm dubious, but it's alright. As long as there's a "football argument" for this and we're not just doing it to retrieve some value from the Football Mistake of the Century.
Fowler went further, saying people around the league believe Watson could eventually earn the job because he is a veteran presence and because, if he gets back to "70 or 80 percent" of his Houston form, maybe the Browns can "sort of salvage this trade" and get one productive year out of him.
Watson has played 19 games for Cleveland since the Browns sent away the draft-pick equivalent of a small municipal government and handed him a fully guaranteed five-year, $230 million contract. He was a three-time Pro Bowler in Houston. He led the NFL with 4,823 passing yards in 2020. All of that is true, if ancient.
Meanwhile, Shedeur Sanders is not exactly sitting on a throne made of laminated Pro Football Focus grades. Sanders went 3-4 as a starter last year while the Browns went 2-8 in their other ten games, which is not nothing. But he also finished with an 18.9 QBR, seven touchdown passes, and ten interceptions.
That is the sort of statistical cocktail that makes a coach say things like "competition" while hoping nobody asks for the depth chart in permanent ink.
So, yes, Watson apparently gets a real look. Sanders gets a real chance to make this complicated. Monken gets to pretend this is all perfectly normal. And we, the scarred citizens of the Brownsiverse, get to do our annual quarterback math on a napkin while wondering why the napkin is on fire.
THE REST OF THE AFC NORTH IS STILL ANNOYING
Because Browns fans are not allowed to have a Monday without some Pittsburgh-related indigestion, Front Office Sports reports that Aaron Rodgers is returning to the Steelers on a one-year deal worth up to $25 million, with a base salary of $22-23 million. Last year, Rodgers made about $15 million.
Rodgers threw for 3,322 yards, 24 touchdowns, and seven interceptions last season as Pittsburgh went 10-7, won the AFC North, and then got smoked by Houston in the playoffs. That is the most Steelers thing imaginable: win the division, ruin everyone's blood pressure, then exit in a way that makes the rest of us briefly believe in cosmic justice.
Briefly.
Have a good one! GO BROWNS!
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Positive news from the world of sports and beyond...
A British police sergeant on vacation in Nashville helped save an American officer's life, which is the sort of sentence that sounds like it was written by a screenwriter mulling over another high-concept "buddy cop" movie pitch.
Good News Network reports that off-duty Sgt. Taylor Johanson of Ashford, Kent, had just arrived in Nashville when he saw Officer Peter Kinsey being assaulted on an I-440 exit ramp on May 7. Johanson stopped his rented Jeep Wrangler, tackled the suspect, and helped restrain him until Kinsey could use his taser and handcuffs.
Johanson, meanwhile, gave the most British possible hero quote: "I hadn't really thought about it, to be honest. It was only really afterward when I realized the gravity of what was going on."
That's a good reminder for the day. Sometimes the right person happens to be in the right place, even if he thought he was just going on vacation. May we all have a little of that courage — or at least be useful before our coffee kicks in.
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When not yelling at subscription apps that insist they are improving his football-viewing experience, Barry McBride is the Publisher and Founder of the OBR and bloviates this nonsense every morning. You can follow him on Twitter @barrymcbride or write him at barry@theobr.com if you are so compelled.
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