Happy Sunday to you and yours and everyone who is celebrating this most special of days: _Coronation Day._
Today, those Arsenal players will take to the pitch for the last time this season in the Premier League; by the time the final whistle goes, they will be lifting the Premier League title. The name has already been engraved on the trophy base, and now it is time for the ceremony to make it official.
Last week we had the unbridled joy. We had the delight of knowing that, because of City’s draw away at Bournemouth, we would be able to enjoy the rest of the week as Premier League Champions. The consumption of #ALLTHECONTENT has been happening since then. I’ve listened to as many podcasts as possible, I’ve watched countless videos and comps, I’ve seen the different Arsenal players all being interviewed, as well as read Mikel Arteta’s press conference transcript. All that is left to do now is to sit back and watch the final game unfold.
And the fact that it doesn’t matter is amazing. I’m going to level with you – I was praying we could get it done early, because this weekend I have my German aunt staying with us, and later we have a family BBQ. As the game is going on, I will be firing up the coals. I prayed that I wasn’t going to make this an uncomfortable afternoon for my family, as they all sat outside, me inside in the lounge, making the air tense with nerves, the only interaction being the occasional check-in by The Management to see the score. But now, today becomes a party. The stress isn’t there. I can be jolly. Jovial. happy. I can welcome them all into the garden, I can fire up the laptop, I can interact with them whilst the game is going on, and I can be a better host.
I could not be more grateful.
I guess we should touch on the game, even if it is meaningless for both sides, given that both teams have bigger fish to fry next week. On Wednesday, Palace have a Europa Conference League Final, and I would love it if they won it. So, with that in mind, I really hope that Oliver Glasner just rotates his whole team. Play the kids, mate. You don’t need to rest anyone. The midweek action of last week means that nobody is going to question you now; get a rotated team in there, then let’s just get through this game as the most testimonial-looking, pre-season-feeling, knockabout that we possibly can.
And Mikel, do the same. I don’t care about the guard of honour stuff at the start, just get some rotated players in there, and have the key players rested for next weekend. So let’s see the following today:
Kepa
Mosquera – Norgaard – Calafiori – Hincapie
Zubimendi
Eze – Dowman
Madueke – Havertz – Martinelli
Not exactly ‘play all the kids’ from my suggested selection choice here, is it? But he’s my thinking:
1. Calafiori in – so we rest big Gabi, plus I don’t think he’ll be stretching himself too much
2. Hincapie in – because I think Calafiori starts next weekend
3. Zubimendi in – hasn’t played a lot lately, and I suspect we might go with the MLS approach for the final
4. Eze – let him get a nice cheer and a fun farewell for those Palace fans
5. Dowman – obviously
6. Madueke and Martinelli – haven’t played a lot, and we want to rest Saka and Trossard
7. Havertz – I think we should be giving Big Vik 20 at the end to run at a perhaps tired Palace defence to grab another goal before the season finishes.
That team can go out there, maybe even get the win, whilst getting minutes in their legs, and Arteta can tell them that they can all play for the opportunity to get minutes or a start in the Champions League final.
I would also think that all five subs can be used today, too:
1. Odegaard – get him on for the final 10 to be the one to lift the trophy
2. Timber – hoping to see him in the match day squad and get 20 minutes, to give him a chance for the Champions League final
3. Merino – back in training, and so surely 10 minutes for him would be useful
4. Gyokeres – as mentioned for 30 minutes
5. Saka – same reasons as Odegaard. He is the centrepiece of this Arsenal triumph. Let’s not risk him, but let’s give him some minutes on the turf.
There you go, Mikel, I’ve done the hard work for you! Just send them out there now 🙂
And go collect your prize at the end – you have all earned it, you all deserve it, enjoy the day. I know we all will.
Happy _Coronation Day_, one and all.
Catch you all tomorrow.