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Thursday Flakes: NBA and NHL Finals, Wcws, Supers and More

With Nebraska’s ouster in both the Women’s College World Series and the Lincoln Regional for baseball, we have officially hit the summer-time blues. There is nothing really to report on other than speculation about this, that and the other thing involving everything. It’s really a time of year like _Seinfeld_, it’s reporting about nothing.

I guess I can bore you with some personal details. Like how I’m going with my in-laws to take our yearly trip up to Lake Okoboji for the weekend. Nothing like a little R%R for 4 days. Oh, who the hell am I kidding, a 4-hour road trip today with a 5-year-old and 7-month-old twins is NOT R%R. The plan for my wife and I is to pawn those three off to anyone who will look after them for a few hours here and there. Wish us luck. Here are your flakes…

Let’s start this off the right way…

_What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal? One means something is against the law and the other is a sick bird._

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