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4 limericks in honor of Donald Trump falling asleep at the Spurs-Knicks game

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Donald Trump engages in an extremely long blink during Monday’s NBA Finals Game. Credit: YouTube Screen Capture: Brian Taylor Cohen

If Dozing Don can’t keep his eyes open during cabinet meetings, imagine how difficult it must have been for him to remain conscious through an NBA Finals game that lasted 48 whole minutes.

After forcing a lockdown of Madison Square Garden so he could attend Monday’s Spurs-Knicks matchup, President Donald Trump was caught on video slumbering through a piece of the action. What most fans saw as a tense nail-biter as San Antonio clawed its way to a 115-111 victory was apparently a snooze fest for the Napper in Chief.

In honor of Trump’s ability to snore and drool through what may have been the year’s most riveting sporting event, may we present the following limericks dedicated to his slumbering prowess.

The president showed up at MSG

To watch Knicks-Spurs Game No. 3

But he slept through the run

And missed all the fun

While drooling on national TV

The president sat behind bulletproof glass

Determined to view every bucket and pass

But he nodded off deep

In a slobbering sleep

While foul smells drifted up from his ass

There once was a fellow named Don

Whose beloved Knicks he came to cheer on

But by halftime’s loud roar

He was snoring once more

With a diaper blowout foregone

Trump came to cheer Brunson and Hart

Determined to look powerful and smart

But he drooled on his tie

As the game passed him by

And he ended the night with a shart

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