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I wanted a summer of unhinged transfer rumours every damn day, and all I have is Germans touring the United States like they’ve never left their house, English people pretending they’ve never seen a milkshake or an American cheeseburger, and Arsenal signing galactico doctors who can sprint to an Olympic level.
This is like booking a really bad all-inclusive.
> Pedro yelled from his stained satin bedsheets, ‘why are there flies in my transfer soup?’
This is a disgrazia all round and I can’t see it getting any better with the World Cup opener happening literally tomorrow.
But… that doesn’t mean this isn’t going to be a blog with some delicious analysis of what’s going on at Arsenal, plus, my views on World Cup ‘MURICA! Sign up for a summer of good writing.