ARIES (March 20 - April 18): You're shocked to learn that someone took your proposal seriously. Get it together, because this is the break you've been praying for.
TAURUS (April 19 - May 19): Today you settle accounts - no ifs, ands, or buts. And don't be dismayed by losses because they're actually gains.
GEMINI (May 20 - June 20): You're being given a chance to start afresh, so why fixate on the past? Switch mental caps or risk repeating what came before.
CANCER (June 21 - July 21): You've bankrolled a loved one for as long as you could and now they need to pull an oar. You can't continue going in circles like a rudderless boat.
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 21): You're ready to swear off love, but love has other plans for you. Stay the course and everything will work out in the end.
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21): All it takes is one bitchy aside and it's flashback to grade school. Remember that anyone who can't say something to your face is a coward. It was true then; it's truer now.
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 22): So what if your vision is idealistic? You want people to think along the lines of what could be rather than the way it's always been.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): You keep telling yourself that things have to be done a certain way, but do they really? Re-tool the tried-and-true methods.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 20): A client says he wants something different, but press for specifics first. He hasn't the slightest notion of what he wants and wouldn't recognize it if he saw it.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 18): Why are you quick to assume that the answer will be no? Give people a chance to repay some of the good you've done for them.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 19 - Feb. 17): You and your partner have endured every conceivable test and you're still standing. If this isn't proof you should be together, then what is?
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19): A relative's capacity for self-absorption is truly amazing. It's your crisis but he still makes it about him. Enjoy the comic relief where you can get it.