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It's becoming increasingly struggle-bus-ish to stay faithful to a transfer window that's been on a rocky single-lane road of vomit-inducing qualities… however, fellow bedwetters, we must always return to this notion when times get extremely emotional:
1. Arsenal are Champions
2. We have had the least tumult squad-wise this window
3. We were missing many stars last year who are mostly fit now
4. We added the best non-top 4 midfielder in the league to our squad
5. We added the biggest G&Aer outside the top 4 leagues
6. Max Dowman and Myles are first team additions
Are you feeling better? Good. Objectively, we’re still in good shape.
But that doesn’t stop the mad dash for a center back and the flatulent attempts at upgrading the forward line any less irritating.