Poltroon University will be hosting the 15th Annual Easter Chemical Parade in Guapo, Arizona, on Sunday, 20 April, 2025. Former Arizona Governor Barbara Hoskins will serve as Parade Marshal.
Advanced dye formulations will be on display coloring the floats and decorating the Poltroon MacGuyver Convention Center. Local manufacturers like Tuscon Anilin und Soda Fabrik (TASF) will graciously provide sparkly rare earth pigments for the youngsters to dye their eggs in a large playground vat.
The fairgrounds will feature entertainment chemistry booths where parents can hold thin layer chromatography elution races of mystery dyes. The fastest elution of the three spots is eligible for a stuffed animal prize. Fire extinguishers are provided.
Another booth will hold fractional distillation races with prizes for the largest heart cut. _Contestants must clean their own glassware._
The Klaus Fuchs Uranium Facility will sponsor a uranium Easter Egg hunt looking for a geo-cached easter Egg containing uraninite ore. Playschool Geiger counters will be issued to children over 4 years of age who will search the convention center parking lot for the colorful uraninite eggs.