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Good morning, Cleveland Browns fans!
It's Sunday of Memorial Day weekend, which is always a very slow weekend for Browns news. Oddly, people are doing vacation and holiday-type things rather than producing and consuming Cleveland Browns news, as nature intended for them to do.
Here at the OBR Daily Newswire, those who rely on the production of Browns content and the attendant silliness are left to our own devices, required to produce our silliness to compensate for the lack of decent links to link.
The saving grace is that Lane dropped some great 411 into Insider Central.
FANS OF THE TUSH PUSH, REJOICE! Everyone's favorite strategy-destroying gimmick play continues to be in the news, with Saquon Barkley declaring that opponents of the play are "soft". Guilty as charged. Still, I'd call my opposition to it because I'm easily bored rather than my lovable Webdorkian squishiness.
The NFL couldn't kill it because ten teams, including our beloved Browns, voted against the ban, leading some to speculate that they may be hoping to rely on it themselves. Who knows? Either way, it's still a boring play.
The good news is that CBS has picked up the Rugby World Cup, so you tush push fans can get hours of people smashing their heads together for small bits of yardage.
Tush Push
***YAWN*** (Photo: Getty)
THE DAILY SHEDEUR: Shedeur didn't appear to say or do anything yesterday, so we rely on content recycling for today's batch of Shedeur links.
We talked about rookie reps yesterday (to the VR room, young 'uns!) but Pro Football Rumors writes about it today.
PFN says that Sanders enjoys visiting with young children because their minds are not corrupted. I don't know, my mind was pretty corrupt by high school.
Shedeur attributes 99% of online scrutiny to the fact that he's Deion Sanders son. I attribute it to the fact that it's easy clicks, and it works.
NATIONAL LISTICLE OF THE DAY: Bleacher Report is always good for the daily listicle. Here's "One Move Every NFL Team Still Needs to Make". Thanks Bleacher Report! We'll relay that on to the team as soon as we can.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!! Here. Have another bullet point list on this content-free day.
Bleah. Hopefully, better stuff tomorrow.
Have a good one! GO BROWNS!
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