Jacksonville Jaguars fans have long persevered through a recent history of ridicule from national media, division rivals, and, for some strange reason, Mike Florio over the past decade-plus. However, today’s ridicule comes for all of the AFC South via Artificial Intelligence chatbot ChatGPT, who we asked to playfully jab at team and their surrounding AFC South rivals — all in good fun
Grab your popcorn, Duval.
General AFC South Jokes (from a Jags lens):
The AFC South is like a group project where everyone forgot to show up — and somehow the Jaguars still turned in the worst slide.
The AFC South: where 9 wins gets you a playoff spot and a false sense of confidence.
Trevor Lawrence has the best hair in the division — and half the time he’s using it to cover his eyes on 3rd & long.
Jags fans don’t fear the Colts, Texans, or Titans. They fear expectations.
Jacksonville could go 6–0 in the division and still lose to the Jets and a backup QB in Week 17.
General Jacksonville Jaguars Jokes:
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The Jaguars are the only team that can go undefeated in vibes and still finish 6–11.
Only the Jags can draft a generational QB and treat him like he’s working behind a Waffle House line.
Every season, the Jags promise fireworks — turns out it’s just the fans lighting sparklers in sadness.
Jaguars fans be like: ‘This is our year!’ And then let Will Levis throw for 300 on them in a Crayola jersey.
The stadium has a pool because even the fans need to wash off the pain.
GeneralTennessee Titans Jokes:
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The Titans drafted a tackle who couldn’t block a Twitter troll — then were somehow shocked when the QB got sacked 7 times.
The Titans peaked when they beat the Patriots in 2019. Since then, it’s been five years of mid, migraines, and Will Levis highlights nobody asked for.
The Titans added Calvin Ridley and still have an offense powered by hope, prayer, and bad pass protection. They gave Ridley $92 million to go from WR1 in Jacksonville to WR1 in a run-heavy offense with Will Levis. That’s not a bag — that’s a Fear Factor episode.
You signed Tony Pollard after letting Derrick Henry walk? That’s like trading a tank for a scooter because it’s ‘more modern.’
The Titans fired Mike Vrabel for going 6-11 with no talent… then hired a guy with less experience and gave him even less. New uniforms, new stadium plans, same ‘6-11 vibes’.
GeneralIndianapolis Colts Jokes:
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The Colts have had more QBs since Luck retired than the Fast & Furious franchise has had sequels.
Every Colts season starts with hope and ends with a new head coach and a backup under center.
Indy’s QB room is just a rehab facility with shoulder pads.
The Colts’ blueprint is simple: sign an aging vet, pretend it’s 2015, miss the playoffs, repeat.
The Colts say ‘trust the process,’ but the process looks like a blindfolded rebuild in a wind tunnel.
General Houston Texans Jokes:
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Houston fans say ‘we’re building something special’ — yeah, it’s called a heartbreaker with wild card potential.
Houston’s biggest achievement in the past decade was not ruining C.J. Stroud… yet.
The Texans went from Bill O’Brien to Lovie Smith to DeMeco Ryans — that’s not a coaching tree, it’s a cry for help.
Every offseason, the Texans swear they’ve ‘turned the corner’ — just never mention it’s a roundabout.
The Texans spent three years tanking just to become a slightly more exciting 9–8 team.
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With BigCatCountry being a Jaguars-centric site, we asked ChatGPT to circle back and give us a few additional jokes digging into the last few eras for the Jacksonville faithful.
The Jags Urban Meyer Era:
“Let’s rewind to the Jaguars with some targeted heat for the Urban Meyer disaster and the Doug Pederson rollercoaster:”
Urban Meyer’s time in Jacksonville lasted just long enough to embarrass everyone… except Urban, somehow.
Urban seemed to spend more time at bars than his team did in the red zone. Legendary commitment — just to the wrong playbook.
Only Urban Meyer could make Duval miss Gus Bradley.
The Jags hired a college legend and ended up on a TikTok highlight reel for all the wrong reasons.
Urban Meyer treated the Jaguars like a gap year — between scandals.
The Jags Doug Pederson Era:
Doug gave us hope… then reminded us we’re still the Jaguars.
Only Doug Pederson could outcoach Justin Herbert one week and get outplayed by a backup QB the next.
Doug is like the dad who takes you to Disney World and then makes you walk home as a life lesson to never believe in people.
With Doug, it’s either Philly Special energy or ‘what the hell was that?’ energy. No in-between.
How did the robot do, BigCatCountry? Which team or who got it the worst? Do you have a favorite joke? Let us know in the comments!