Cheers Washington! We’re back, helping you stay up to date with what’s happening. Let's take on the day together! ☀️ In today's newsletter:
Commanders' rookies reflect on their preseason debut
Defense Secretary promotes controversial Christian nationalist views
Also on today's calendar: Marcello Hernandez (stand-up comedy) and 9 other events.
Today's riddle: What did the baker say when his loan request was denied? 🤔 (Answer below!)
Weather forecast:
Monday: Plenty of sunshine, with a high of 87 and low of 70 degrees. 🌶 Hot!
Tuesday: Mostly sunny and humid, temps: high: 90, low: 73.
Wednesday: A t-storm around in the p.m., with a high of 90 and low of 73 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• Washington Commanders rookies weigh in on first preseason game experience (wjla.com) — Rookies from the Washington Commanders shared their experiences from their first preseason game. Despite not achieving the desired result, players expressed their determination to improve and adapt as they step into the NFL spotlight.
• Our Military Wants a Christian World (rosamondpress.com) — In Washington, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reposted a controversial video promoting extreme Christian nationalist views, including the idea that women should not vote. This has sparked significant debate about the implications of such beliefs on democracy and gender rights.
🗓 Upcoming Events in Washington
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Other local events
Marcello Hernandez (stand-up comedy)
DC Improv Comedy Club , 1140 Connecticut Ave NW , Washington
7:00 pm
Tuesday Rest & Reflect
Kadampa Meditation Center DC , 1200 Canal St SW , Washington
6:00 pm
Jonas Brothers
Nationals Park , 1500 South Capitol St SE , Washington
7:30 pm
Silver & Brass Heirloom Restoration Services: THURSDAYS 10-4
6830 Elm St , McLean
10:00 am
Truths That Liberate: A Journey Through the Four Noble Truths
Kadampa Meditation Center DC , 1200 Canal St SW , Washington
7:15 pm
Fort Totten Summer Concert Series: Dandy
400 Galloway St NE , Washington
6:00 pm
The Power of Prayer
1200 Canal St SW , Washington
7:15 pm
Martin Amini (stand-up comedy)
DC Improv Comedy Club , 1140 Connecticut Ave NW , Washington
7:30 pm
Ali Sultan x Chamber of Comedy (TWO SHOWS, ONE NIGHT)
The DC Arts Center (DCAC) , 2438 18th St NW , Washington
7:30 pm
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
🛠️ Looking for a handyman that could help screen in 2 balconies, one with a screened door that would need to be installed.
Appreciate any recommendations! Also looking for a carpenter who could help build a custom bookshelf. Thanks all! (Nextdoor Meridian Hill East)
Anybody looking for this kitty?
They’re at 35th and P st at 8:40pm Saturday 8/9/25. They’re limping and crying. (Nextdoor Georgetown West Village)
Whole Foods Market, Inc. posted a job opening for Produce Team Member (Clerk, Floor Service) - Part Time in Washington. Apply here.
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-- The Patch AM Team
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