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My eyes! The goggles do nothing! Yeah the retro badge is nice, albeit a little out of step with the modern adidas logo (come on give us more trefoils lads) but overall this looks like there's been a terrible collision between a lorry full of radioactive waste and a factory full of Fulham home shirts.
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European champions in 1982, Villa seemed to have enjoyed last season's foray into the Champions League so much that they've kept the retro feel going with this number which is more suited to black and white television than glorious HD. Dull.
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Putting aside the annual question about just how useful a Wolves away kit is anyway, if you think you've seen this one before you're almost right. It's pretty much an exact replica of last season's goalkeeper kit only with the badge moved to the side. It's also just a goalkeeper kit colour isn't it? You can't fool us, Sudu.
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It's another one for the keeper kit files from Newcastle, who by the way are owned by Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund, just in case this kit wasn't making that clear enough.
5. 5 of 40
If you happened to catch the Club World Cup then a) sorry about that, and b) this kit won't feel all that new to you. But whether is seen in the west London drizzle or next to the orange glow of Donald Trump it is still pretty dull.
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Sadly Brentford have ditched their policy of keeping at least one of their shirts from the previous season to ease the financial burden on their fans. It's a shame, but everyone gouges everyone else these days so it's understandable. It's just unfortunate they've produced this quite forgettable home kit as a result.
7. 7 of 40
It's, er, yeah. Look there are a lot of these and it's hard to find something to say about ALL of them, okay?
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This is a familiar problem for Brighton, and one we seem to touch on every year. Because you are absolutely certain you've seen them wear this kit before aren't you? Like, positive. And surely they have, haven't they? Nice little detail on the inside of the neck though just in case you'd forgotten.
9. 9 of 40
They don't seem as scary as they used to be these days, but if they were then we'd describe this away kit as 'ominous' or 'business-like' or something. But instead it's just fairly non-descript.
10. 10 of 40
Long term readers of these yearly events - hi mum - will know that we are absolutely not sticklers for consistency, but every so often we'll do something sensible just to keep you on your toes. So yeah Spurs away is just above City's.