The San Francisco 49ers have some of the more passionate fans in the league. Every year we see reports of fights and/or conflict at their home games. As it turns out, the pre-season is no different and it doesn’t need to be at the stadium for fans to get crazy.
In fact, one fan initiated a brawl after he damaged a Rolls Royce.
Drunk Driving 49ers Fan Initiates Brawl After Damaging Rolls Royce (Watch)
49ers fan fights someone at Car Week In Monterey after the Kia driver smashed into a Cullinan - Via Hotcars.com
49ers fan fights someone at Car Week In Monterey after the Kia driver smashed into a Cullinan – Via Hotcars.com
According to Chris McElmeel:
It looked less like Monterey Car Week and more like a Walmart parking lot in Hicksville, Ohio. Yet what erupted was pure, unfiltered chaos, involving a $400K Rolls-Royce Cullinan, a $30K Kia, and apparently enough Modelo tall-boys to convince an elderly gentleman that throwing down in the street was a perfectly reasonable response to what onlookers might politely call “vehicle envy.”
It all started when Mr. Red Shirt (sobriety optional) decided the Rolls Cullinan – $400K, 6.8L V12, 563 horsepower, all-wheel drive, and a grille that practically whispers, “I eat Lamborghinis for breakfast” – was the perfect speed bump for his Kia. Instead of stopping like a rational human, he tried to flee. Cue the chaos.
49ers fan fights someone at Car Week In Monterey after the Kia driver smashed into a Cullinan - Via Hotcars.com
49ers fan fights someone at Car Week In Monterey after the Kia driver smashed into a Cullinan – Via Hotcars.com
The video has inappropriate language, but you can watch it HERE.
Enter the younger man in the Lamborghini t-shirt and MAGA hat, probably thinking he was auditioning for a live-action civics lesson. He tried to restrain the fleeing car-crasher. That’s when the scene morphed into full-blown slapstick. MAGA guy’s shirt shredded like wet toilet paper as our alleged felon’s pants ended up around his ankles, revealing Hanes boxers that were bluer than the Monterey Bay.
Cars in the street started beeping as this absurd ballet spilled into Monterey’s normally polished streets. By now, every car enthusiast within a two-block radius had phones out, capturing the most chaotic “Car Week” Instagram reel since someone tried drifting a Prius into a McLaren. Instagrammer Floridaperformancecars nailed it: “Congrats to the Cullinan owner – you now have an accident on your CARFAX. Should have let him roll; it’s a scuff.”
Barefoot and defeated, the geriatric brawler used the old “Ouch! He broke my rib” excuse to try and turn the tables of justice. Nice try, but no one seemed to be buying it. Through all the F-bombs, someone managed to call the police to a backdrop that sounded like a Quentin Tarantino car chase scene.
Let’s pause for a moment to appreciate the Cullinan itself, standing regal amid this circus. With a 0-60 MPH time of 4.8 seconds, the Cullinan is engineered for understated terror. But in this case, it played the perfect straight man to a slapstick duo of Kia and tipsy senior citizen.
Some say it might have been staged. Some say this is what happens when you mix Monterey sun, 16-ounce beers, and a sense of vehicular entitlement. Either way, the spectacle proved one thing: in 2025, it doesn’t matter if your car is hyper-luxury or econobox. If the entertainment value is high enough, you’re all part of the same ridiculous story.
By the time authorities arrived, everyone was either licking wounds, counting scuffs, or updating Instagram captions. And somewhere, a Cullinan owner quietly prayed his insurance agent had a sense of humor.
Sep 15, 2024; Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA; A San Francisco 49ers helmet sits idle during the game against the Minnesota Vikings at U.S. Bank Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jeffrey Becker-Imagn Images
Sep 15, 2024; Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA; A San Francisco 49ers helmet sits idle during the game against the Minnesota Vikings at U.S. Bank Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jeffrey Becker-Imagn Images
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