Less than two weeks until the start of the 2025-26 NFL regular season, the Dallas Cowboys continue to be the talk of the town on morning sports and debate shows. No one loves the Cowboys more than ESPN, so Monday morning, we got our daily dose.
ESPN's Get Up entered into their required Cowboys segment to discuss the never-ending Micah Parsons contract negotiation situation.
It's a mess. Everyone who covers or follows the team knows this. There seems to be know end in sight, at least from what has been shared to the public, so the conversation keeps going in circles.
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But, here we are, with Dan Orlovsky, made famous for running out of the back of the endzone for a safety while running away from a sack, once again ripping the Cowboys.
.@danorlovsky7 says the Cowboys are "becoming a joke" 😯 pic.twitter.com/O8oZc6ONMC
— Get Up (@GetUpESPN) August 25, 2025
When Dan Orlovsky can roast your franchise with valid points, you have reached a new low.
Unfortunately, Jerry Jones is the owner of America's Team, so this is exactly where he wants the team to be: in the headlines.
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There's no telling whether a resolution will be reached by the time the Cowboys take the field on Thursday, September 4, against the Philadelphia Eagles, but if there is, there will be a collective sigh of relief from everyone in Cowboys Nation.
Let's just play some football.
Dallas Cowboys fans react during the second half against the Baltimore Ravens at AT&T Stadium
Dallas Cowboys fans react during the second half against the Baltimore Ravens at AT&T Stadium / Kevin Jairaj-Imagn Images
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