“You Don’t Buy That”
September 1st, 2025
Called out by local sports anchor.
Evan Closky isn’t buying what Drew Brees is selling.
Closky, the WTSP-TV Channel 10 sports anchor, couldn’t pass up a fat fastball coming right down the pike. So he took a swing at Brees, the former slimy Saints signal-caller who someday will have a bust in Canton.
Brees appeared on “Up and Adams” recently, the FanDuel TV weekday show hosted by the seductive Kay Adams. There, Brees tries to sell a highly skeptical Adams that no team in the NFC South scares him and that the slimy Saints have just as much a chance of winning the division as the Bucs, Stinking Panthers and Dixie Chicks.
Closky couldn’t hold back and he carved out some time last week on his nightly sportscast to basically, politely tell Brees he’s full of it.
“Really Drew?” Closky began. “Really? The last time you stepped on a football field the Buccaneers sent you into retirement.
“I know you are one of the greatest Saints of all time. You have to say stuff like this. But I cannot, I cannot let this go unchecked.”
Closky then began to spit facts: How many divisions in a row the Bucs have won. How many passing yards Baker Mayfield has.
And, Closky noted, the last time the Bucs visited the Cajun version of Lincoln’s Tomb the slimy Saints play in how the Bucs put belt to ass on the slimy Saints.
In short, Closky doesn’t think Brees honestly believes a word he said about how the Bucs don’t scare him. Because the Bucs should scare him and all of that voodoo-laden French Quarter.
Yeah, the Bucs.
I have a few thoughts here after Drew Brees said "Who scares you in the NFC South right now?" https://t.co/HZUNJN5rFD pic.twitter.com/mamwlTy86l
— Evan Closky (@ECloskyWTSP) August 28, 2025