Diogo Dalot, Lisandro Martinez, Benjamin Sesko and Manuel Ugarte are the stars to begin with, as Cal maintains their look and, as any barber would, engages them on football, life and the trending topics of the time.
As we filmed just after the big break between games against West Ham United and Everton, holidays are a dominant theme of the conversation, with Diogo reminiscing about a trip to Croatia with former midfield favourite Fred, before he and Ben discuss what their dream break would look like.
Cal, as a master of his craft, gets into the details of Licha’s latest look, teasing the Argentina defender about his trim from earlier in the season.
"I was injured, man!" offers the South American, by way of explanation.