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Ken Early: If Arsenal are unpopular with neutrals, it’s because they waste everyone’s time

The defining moment of the 2026 Champions League final came at the very end of the first half.

As the clock shows we have played 5:10 of a minimum six minutes of stoppage time, the ball bounces out for an Arsenal throw a few metres from PSG’s corner flag.

The closest Arsenal player, Kai Havertz, whose goal after six minutes has given Arsenal the lead, picks up the ball and walks infield past the linesman, who seems to ask him where he is going and gestures back to where the throw is supposed to be taken from.

Havertz looks at him with seeming surprise and leans in to hear his explanation – “sorry, what’s that?” – then, at last understanding, bounces the ball gently back towards full back Cristhian Mosquera, who is sauntering up the line towards him.

Mosquera takes the ball in his hands, looks up, points at the grass as if to confirm with the officials, “this is where you want us to take it from?” – then, surprisingly, drops it to the ground and jogs into the box. Declan Rice comes striding over, projecting dominant body language against the impatient whistles of the PSG fans. Referee Daniel Siebert stares.

Rice first nudges the ball a couple of metres away from the line, walks over to retrieve it, picks it up, turns around. He walks back to the line and watches his team-mates slowly moving into the PSG box. The referee waves his arm – “get on with it”. Rice seems to decide only now on his course of action. He takes a few slow steps back so he can have a good run at it. When he eventually flings the ball into the box, the clock says we are 5:49 into stoppage time. It’s taken 39 seconds to restart play.

Everyone jumps for the dropping ball and it’s headed twice up into the air before Willian Pacho clears it behind for a corner as the clock shows 5:55.

As everyone knows, Arsenal have turned corners into a wonder-weapon so this is a big moment, a serious chance to extend their lead in the last seconds of the half. But Arsenal corners unfold according to a whole process that must be respected.

Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta dejected following the UEFA Champions League final. Photograph: Mike Egerton/PA Wire

Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta dejected following the UEFA Champions League final. Photograph: Mike Egerton/PA Wire

By 6:22 of the minimum six minutes of stoppage time, the appointed corner taker Bukayo Saka is at last making his way slowly towards the flag, turning the ball in his hands with apparent fascination, like an astronaut examining a moon rock.

At some level, you have to admire the sheer craftsmanship with which this Arsenal team wastes time – the awesome discipline and concentration with which everyone suppresses their individual will to play their role in the collective theatrical endeavour. This must be what Mikel Arteta means by “culture”.

By now the PSG fans are whistling so much they almost completely drown out the sound of the referee’s half-time whistle at 6:25. Saka certainly doesn’t hear it – by 6:30 when he has turned around at the corner flag, he sees that the rest of the players are already walking off the pitch, led by the referee, who could not be making it more clear that he has had enough of Arsenal’s nonsense.

He’s just watched 75 seconds of the biggest game in club football in which the ball was in play for six seconds and he’s not the only one running out of patience.

Why spend even longer describing these dismal events than Arsenal took to make them (not) happen? Because this scene encapsulated Arsenal’s approach to the Champions League final and, in broad terms, the ethos of their triumphant ’25-’26 season.

Arsenal’s basic principle is this. We will concentrate harder than you. We will be more focused on the details than you. We will manipulate the tempo and bore you and frustrate you until the point comes when you switch off, and that’s when we’ll finish you.

PSG knew all about it. The player of the match, Vitinha, revealed after the game what Luis Enrique had told his players at half-time: “Don’t lose the patience. We know that they play one specific way – that takes us out of the game. That’s what they want. The time they take to ... to everything. The corners, the fouls, goal-kick, everything. I’m not criticising, it’s their strategy. But it’s easy to fall on that. And I think we didn’t.”

Arsenal came out for the second half knowing it would consist of 2,700 seconds and that their objective was to kill them all: “Exterminate all the brutes.”

Vitinha of Paris Saint-Germain is challenged by Myles Lewis-Skelly of Arsenal during the UEFA Champions League final. Photograph: Carl Recine/Getty Images

Vitinha of Paris Saint-Germain is challenged by Myles Lewis-Skelly of Arsenal during the UEFA Champions League final. Photograph: Carl Recine/Getty Images

At 45:36, Fabian Ruiz’s header bounces out of play as Mosquera holds him off. The Arsenal full back is the closest player to the ball, but he immediately turns and jogs upfield as though somebody else is going to take the throw-in. Having completed that charade, he returns and picks up the ball, then stands looking around with a stagey expression of bafflement, as though not quite sure what is supposed to happen next.

At 45:51 Siebert’s patience snaps, he waves his arms as if to say “enough” and he shows Mosquera the first yellow card of the match. Mosquera eventually takes the throw at 46:15. Another 40 seconds duly eliminated.

If Arsenal are unpopular with neutrals, it’s because they waste everyone’s time. Not just their opponents’ time, but our time too. Football fans everywhere are suffering Arsenal’s consequences. They are like a company that spews pollution into the environment in their production process, privatising the profits and socialising the costs. To them, dumping toxic sludge into the river is just free waste disposal. It’s the rest of us who get a headache when we drink the tap water.

Take the 40 seconds we collectively wasted, as a planet, watching Mosquera get booked for taking that throw too slowly. Uefa reckons that 150 million people watch the Champions League final – 40 seconds times 150 million is six billion seconds. This action represented a futile waste of 190 years of precious human life. These billions of wasted seconds are a negative externality of Arteta’s game model.

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Arteta might argue that his responsibility is to his club, not the world football community, and that he is in the business of winning trophies, not hearts and minds.

You hope for his sake, then, that he takes a break from adapting coaching tricks and concepts from stop-start, data-brained Americans sports, and instead studies what Luis Enrique is doing at PSG. His team showed there are other ways to provoke your opponents into mistakes. You don’t always have to frustrate and stupefy. You can also rush them into it.

Look at how the equaliser came about. On 60:35, Mosquera blocks Khvicha Kvaratskhelia’s attempted cross for a PSG corner.

At this point, something happens that you don’t often see. David Raya walks 10 metres out of his goalmouth and off the field to where a spare ball was resting on a cone, picks it up, and brings it back with him into the six-yard box. Obviously, play can’t properly restart if the goalkeeper has brought an extra ball on the pitch. Fabian Ruiz impatiently wrestles the rogue ball from Raya and throws it behind.

Raya now starts getting set for the corner – but he doesn’t have much time. At 60:53, Ousmane Dembélé whips the corner towards the near post. PSG have taken 18 seconds to restart, despite Raya’s scheming to delay. Raya punches clear, but PSG collect it again and launch another attack down the left. At 61:13, Mosquera tangles with Kvaratskhelia and the referee – with a palpable air of satisfaction? – points to the spot for a penalty.

Arsenal's Cristhian Mosquera tackles Paris Saint-Germain's Khvicha Kvaratskhelia inside the box during the UEFA Champions League final. Photograph: Attila Kisbenedek/AFP via Getty Images

Arsenal's Cristhian Mosquera tackles Paris Saint-Germain's Khvicha Kvaratskhelia inside the box during the UEFA Champions League final. Photograph: Attila Kisbenedek/AFP via Getty Images

It’s 38 seconds since PSG won the initial corner. If that had been an Arsenal corner, they wouldn’t even have taken it by now.

The regret for Arsenal will be wondering how this final might have gone if they had focused a bit less on killing the clock and a bit more on playing the game.

Did “the best out-of-possession team in Europe” really have to treat Vitinha with such respect that they did not try to press him at all? With Arsenal standing off him to guard space, PSG’s playmaker was afforded the freedom to complete 141 passes – three more than Saliba, Gabriel, Rice, Lewis-Skelly, Ødegaard, Saka, Trossard, Havertz, Eze, and Zubimendi combined.

The statistics show Arsenal had only one shot on target in 120 minutes. If the ends justify the means, then the means need to be looked at.

Listen to Luis Enrique. “I have to say, it’s a simple idea. You only have to have fun. On the pitch, you only have to take – select the players with a lot of quality, individual technical quality. And after that try to play the way we think is better. And the most important thing for me is, when I listen – our supporters especially, but even supporters for other teams – that they have fun looking at our team, watching our team playing football.”

Part of the joy of winning the Premier League for Arsenal has been to exult in the moaning of the many losers and haters. Their attitude to those who criticise their style has been, more or less, “we welcome your hatred”.

But a way of playing that was more fun for everyone else might, in the end, be more fun for them too.

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